Hooker Foot

The result of walking around barefoot that leaves the bottoms of your feet blackened/browned and dirty.

I was really hitting it off with this girl until I got a glimpse of the hooker foot she was sporting and then I left.

by Ernie of the Lou April 11, 2026

hooker beater

One who goes to your favorite pow spot and tears it up to nothing

Went for a ride earlier after the fresh snow but some hooker beater got there before me

by I might be that guy March 21, 2025

Hooke_d

Performing a Cheesy Method in a video game, while also being shorter than the average 12 year old boy.

"I totally kicked ass in Demon Souls, NO, you Hooke_d your way through it "

by *Not*Waffles April 23, 2025

honked on

When a whitelock by his wife or one of his buddies poisons somebody not suitable.

This old guy was totally schizo cause his lesbian cousin honked on his fridge supply twice a week. You never know this days she would smile at her cute cousin Randy.

by sinrlifemattrs September 8, 2025

HOOKER

HOOOO HOOOOO KERRRRR

THANKS MADAMS NOW WE CAN"T EVEN GET HOOOKERS NOWADAYS HOOKER

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025

Hookernism

You were spawned from a hooker

My grandmother was a hooker, so essentially, I was born from hookernism

by JohnnyRed5 April 26, 2025

Hooker

An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.

Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.

I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.

"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."

by bitchuck May 27, 2025