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poisoned chalis

Chalis: A cup or bowl highly decorated with jewels or precious metals. A desirable object

Poisoned Chalis: A prize that has had its lustre taken from it by an act or situation that makes recieving the prize much less palatable.

Poisoned Chalis: A lesbian that turns down your offer of sex but wants to remain friends.
The offer of a job as The English Football Team manager was a poisoned chalis. He realised that it was footballs prize but he hadnt realised the press corp hated him so much.

Oh man look at her she's beautiful. I get a boner whenever she walks past but she's as lezzer as they come mate! I want to be her friend but I know she will never shag me - thats what I call a poisoned chalis.
by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 20, 2007
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hamburger crotch

(noun) An unpleasant looking vulva which has undergone some sort of trauma and now has the appearance of raw hamburger meat.
Britney spears flashed her torn up hamburger crotch to the eager Poparazzi last year.
by Mitchigan October 24, 2007
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squeeably cute

Similar to "squeezably cute", except rather than inviting a squeeze, the object or person in question prompts an individual to make a "squee!" noise instead.
Jemma: "Lookie here! I drew a little anime bunny!"
Annie: "OMG that is sooo squeeably cute!"
Kate: "Squeeeeeeee!"
by omgnakedpeople January 4, 2009
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tray city

1)Refers to the location known as "3-point" range in basketball. Being able to score from Tray City gives your team a considerable advantage and your respek points as a balla will skyrocket.

2)Slang term for the Xbox 360.
Ex.1 "After Russel fed a seed inside, Jamarcus chucked some sauce out to LeBron, where he proceeded to nail one from tray city...PLUS the harm!"

Ex.2 "Yo man we goin' hard tray city after skool?"
by tzhou_11 November 26, 2007
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Blouse Chops

Voluptous or non-voluptous pieces of meat in the upper carriages of a shirt or said blouse.
Damn, look at those 1/4 lb Blouse Chops!
by Bennnnnnnnnny July 27, 2007
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faux camping

An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".
Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.
by catahoula_wv August 3, 2007
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La-Ca

Shortened version of the name 'La Cantera' which is the best shopping mall in San Antonio, Texas and quite possible the whole world.
I'm going to La-Ca on Saturday to shop for a prom dress.

Did you hear they added a Starbucks in the food court at La-Ca?
by hannahelgee December 9, 2008
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