edge of my seat

A sex position in which the girl sits on the edge of a chair while the guy, on his knees in front of the chair, pumps her.

Last night, he had me on the edge of my seat!

by locowaka January 16, 2011

Earmuff

A deaf lesbian

Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff

by Rostra Maximus April 5, 2011

estonian surprise

after a drunken night of sexual debauchery being promised, and not upheld and then getting locked out of her room going to more condoms. After having to sleep in the hallway untill 7am after she woke up.as revenge, taking a shit in her bathtub and locking the door behind you.

After Vlad left her a estonian surprise, he totally ignored her in class the next day.

by theFearedBeard October 22, 2011

Ethan

A fucking gay ass mother fucker who can only bench press 65lb and looks like a mouse with a small scrotum . He also likes Asian dick.

Ethan like tabitha dick

by Gaynigg May 21, 2016

Ethen

Ethan wears a galaxy back pack, stole a car, smokes weed and goes to September school. also likes hats

Ethen is a hat wearing dude

by ahkmahude alaak bar August 22, 2018

Elena

Some dumbass bitch who can't spell. She laughs at every non-serious urban dictoinary defenition. This absolute lesbian can and will never be funny.

Elena never finds anything bad about her dumbass, even though she wears a STUPID jacket and can't maintain her GODDAMN HAIR.

She can't dance either, she'll end up face down on the floor.

Shes too fucking vanilla too. You can't even mention kinks around her.

She can't get a girlfriend either, what a joke.

Person 1: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
Person 2: OMFG IMMA PULL AN ANNE FRANK.
Person 1: Stop being such a fUCKING ELENA

by Gay_Reindeer December 19, 2019

ele

a very handsome man with a big slong that can literally break you into piece ele is very good at having sex but he’s pretty dumb too he’s a nice guy too he’ll literally pull any girl

yo sup im ele

by damiane October 18, 2019