Texas wet stick

When a chick from texas grinds her soaking wet pussy on your dick cowgirl style and leaves it soaking wet and pre-lubed before riding it.

Bro I went to visit my family down in texas and met this thick black chick and she gave me a Texas wet stick.

by Recome November 25, 2025

Wisconsin Hockey Stick

The act of taking a shit then freezing it into a solid log. Now insert the frozen log into a women’s vagina and continuing to lick it like a popsicle until gone.

My coach asked me if I wanted to try a Wisconsin Hockey Stick after we lost to Michigan.

by Idofishbad December 1, 2025

Lick N Stick

When you have your shaft licked and slapped on the person next to you and proceeded to get stick to there face.

During my three-way she hit her with the ancient art of Lick N Stick

by Dynamitebat290 December 17, 2025

Ole lady stank

The smell a woman gets when she stops showering for weeks at a time and her perfume no longer works to cover up that unkempt bo. It eventually creeps down south and fingers come back smelling almost burnt.

Damn!!!! No joke my wife smells just like my grandma did back in the day. Like sour perfume and armpits with a burnt after stank. Its the ole lady stank.

by KingJames69No.1 December 21, 2025

Du gehst mir voll auf den Sack

Jemanden mit etwas RICHTIG nerven.

*Freund spielt GTA V*
Freundin: Kannst du nicht mal wieder etwas anderes machen außer den Scheiß spielen?
Freund: Boahh... Du gehst mir voll auf den Sack! Jetzt lass mich doch in ruhe zocken...

by Nemesis314 October 22, 2013

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 8, 2018