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ebay

Biggest rip-off auction site where you can sell something for $9.99 and be charged $50 in selling fees. Frequented by losers, hicks, white trash, and carnies.
Ebay and Microsoft are in bed together. I know this because Ebay's website only functions properly with MS Internet Explorer.

I was so sick of Ebay's evil business prcatices that I posted Ebay's geo coordinates on an Al Qaeda website. Ebay no longer exists... Does anyone know Microsoft Corp's geo coordinates?
by Pappa-Son December 19, 2004
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emo kids

Underground of shame: a load of 17 year olds sitting around with floppy fringes, geeky glasses, tight t-shirts, tight trousers, studded belts, and trainers the size of your house, talking about how un-emo they are and how much they hate emo kids. And then all going home, writing embarrassing poetry, cutting their arms with a butter knife, calling the ambulance when they draw blood, and then crying and wishing their parents had split up so they had something to write a song about. And then shouting, 'I'M SO EMO!'
Wanker: Do you like emo?
Twat: No
Wanker: Nor do I.
Twat (on his own, playing air guitar, giving himself paper cuts and listening to Funeral For A Friend): I love being one of them emo kids, I'm so fricking emo.
Wanker: *As above*
by Dani Jeans July 24, 2008
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Eat on my corn

The act of eating out someone's asshole out for sexual pleasure.
"Bend over slut and eat on my corn"
by T-Money46 March 19, 2007
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eye of the tiger

While more commonly referred to as the machismo-loaded song by Survivor made infinitely famous by the Rocky movies; the eye of the tiger is also a lesser-known name for the hole at the tip of the phallic urethra, AKA your pee-hole. N.B. This area is SEVERELY sensitive, particularly if you are a sock as opposed to a helmet; approach with extreme caution.
Curious/Disgusted Friend: "The doctor did what now?"

Ill-treated/Violated Victim: "He stuck a cotton tip in through the eye of the tiger to take a swab for inspection."

Curious/Disgusted Friend: "A Q-tip inside your penis, that's fucked up man. What have I said about no glove no love, man?"
by Yorko & Timmeh February 26, 2008
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Eade

Typically, the last name of gay blonde kids. Usually drives girl cars.
Girl: Omfg, did you see that kid in that blue Hyundai Accent? He must be an Eade.

Uber Dude: Is that RAYMOND?

Girl: Yeah, what a fag.
by Jacob Gayer May 13, 2008
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EBONICS

A noun. An ethnic dialect used predominantly in urban areas around the United States
Ebonics-“ what up ho?,” which means “how are you doing young lady
“yo that shiznit be tizight,” which means “that is good stuff”
by Dee Boi August 21, 2008
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Edric

Edric is a
Democratic Party despising
Republican Party tolerating
Independent
Conservative

- A sarcastic being
- Although he is usually good, he is a bit of an asshole.
Person 1- Who is Edric?

Person 2- You are a retard. Edric is a democratic party despising, republican party tolerating, independent, conservative

Person 1- huh?

Person 2- ';/.
by Obcene313 April 12, 2010
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