maso sama

a high school kid making gang gang tripple bang half ass music and you can stream on any music app

“yo who made this song ?” , “ maso sama did” 😉

by head4carts August 2, 2024

Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

Ramuel Samsay

Anything, Anything at all
Anything, Anything at all

I know you would love to see me fall
Anything, anything at all

Sometimes when I'm lonely i start to overthink
Thinking bout the smallest little tiny stupid things

(Instrumental)

Come my way, come my way tonight
I want you to be right by my side
We can go anywhere you like
Come my way, come my way TONIGHT

I always get lonely at the same time every night
Maybe one day you will come right over and save my life

(Guitar 'Solo')

(P.s, search on youtube the following: 'Anything At All by Samuel R.')

I would just sit in high school and think about you, Ramuel Samsay.

by DanielOtuma November 1, 2023

Fat Samurai

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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by PinTal January 2, 2024

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

rainbow sampler

A mixture of all bodily fluids - including blood, urine, feces, semen, saliva, and more - intended for consumption to produce a euphoric effect. Similar to jenkem but with more effects.

I just tried a rainbow sampler this week and it was so sublime!

by Clumpchump89 January 15, 2024

slobozia samsar

slobozia samsar hates bricking his a52 and he is a cool techtoker,he has cool friends example: calarasi samsar,vlad termopane,ipetrisor,tomia and marculesti samsar.they cool yes he is from gimbasani,and he hates nothing phone 1.
he has a cat
his main is samsung s9 because nothing phone 1 is ewaste(np1 is his main)
his secondary is samsung s9
slobozia samsar he cool

Slobozia samsar is from gimbasani tho!!1!!11

by Slobozia Samsar January 23, 2024