Zombie

There occurance of someone drinking so much alcohol they become almost lifeless, acting solely on instinct. The victim may no longer be aware of their own existance. Being "zombied" or "zombification".

How was last night? Dunno I was zombied

by Muloir May 25, 2006

Zombie

Slang Term For Marijuana, Used Highly In Australia, and New Zealand.

" Hey dude do you wanna go beat up a Zombie ? "

by Jeremiahstraightballin August 19, 2008

zombie strippers

the best loow budget movie with lots of tits and bloody tits. Also they shoot golf balls and pool balls out of there women parts.

Eat this you ugly moldy "zombie strippers" slut

by x bjn x March 12, 2011

Haduken Zombie

The most badass of all zombies, known for having Halo-like lunge/uppercut techniques; except they hardly use a sword because theyre so badass.
-they are supreme over the other kinds of zombies.
-they have acid sperm.
-they frequently rape Hitler zombies.

oh shit son! zombie apocolypse is real!

WATCH OUT A ZOMBIE!
oh shit, its just a bitchy Hitler zombie.


OMFG BEHIND YOU!!! THAT SNEAKY ASS HADUK-*gets uppercutted*



person:dayumm them zombies!!

random other person: hey- they arent just zombies

*pumps shotun*

them is Haduken Zombies!!

person: *pants turn brown* OMFG ZOINKS -WTF I SAID ZOINKS!

*dies*

by stapleface the great April 24, 2009

Zombie Mask

When you skeet in a bitch's face, thereby gluing her eyes shut forever. Usually followed by a snowball, forming the devastating one-two punch.

Hellen Keller wasn't actually blind at birth, her dad just Zombie Masked her when she was four because she was so fucking stupid she needed a teacher to figure out what water was.

by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008

crotch zombie

After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.

I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.

see "The Crotchening"

by demyztikx March 5, 2008

Zombie Dick

The median between a "whiskey dick" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his whiskey dick by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual performance and resentment towards ones genitals.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you fuck her?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."

by A male with genitals August 6, 2009