zombie status

the mental state of being SO messed up that you sit there and stare off, and at the same time your very sleep deprived. Usually happens when your blazed and drunk and you sit on the computer and drift off into space.

You need sleep bro, yer likeee...zombie status.

by DGAFn December 29, 2010

Zombie Apocalypse

the pervading theme throughout history of ideas, beliefs, practices and policies that refuse to die and are buoyed by their own sense of self-importance, appeal to religion or "tradition" and a desire to return things to "the good old days"

Zombie Apocalypse is happening all around us every day as evidenced by white haired old dinosaurs trying to enforce "decency" laws, restrict "inappropriate" behavior, and carry on the fear of the "7-dirty-words" that can't be said in a public broadcast yet are common speak among adults; old dinosaurs (politicians and mothers) trying to control popular speech and video under the guise of "protecting the children"

by jdirt2019 January 23, 2012

Zombie Apocolypse

The day after Thanksgiving (aka Black Friday). Cool people will dress up as zombies and hassle capitalist shop owners and customers. Do it on Friday!

Me and my buddy pissed off people at the mall as zombies on Zombie Apocolypse day.

by bbbigbossbb December 18, 2005

Zombie

(noun) Anyone who eats flesh or meat; as opposed to a vegetarian.

"I'm a vegetarian, not a zombie! No way am I eating at that steak house..."

by Akvavit December 19, 2008

zombie dusting

At the conclusion of oral sex the receiver turns around and farts in the performers face.

Dude I totally gave my girlfriend a zombie dusting last night after she was done giving me a blow j.

by sixlady32 December 15, 2011

Zombie Joint

The act of sucking Micks balls.

Sam: Dude im hungry for some nut chees.
Mick: Dude a Zombie Joint is always a possiblity
Sam: Dam you need to wash more. I taste cheese.

by angrydrag0n May 22, 2011

Rob Zombie

greasy loser coasting on Howard Stern promos, aka, no-talent hack and all-round douchebag. Not to be confused with musician.
Will fuck your dead sister if he gets the chance.

Rob Zombie was eating road kill out on the Turnpike yesterday.
I wish I had a nickel for everytime someone puked after hearing Howard Stern jack off Rob Zombie on his show.

by adam_before_eve April 8, 2006