by Corey Slack February 17, 2017

The Turkish Wheel is a violent sexual maneuver involving a wagon wheel coated in horse feces. The wheel is inserted into ones anus, and the feces helps the wheel slide in better. The wheel is then spun around until the anal cavity ruptures.
by North American Fella May 26, 2024

A term used to describe a complete asshole. A wheel is not even a man but is a rudimentary tool, and not in the useful sense. He is a wheel because it is probably the first major tool humans made use of. A wheel usually seems like a normal man with an important job and extracurricular activities. He usually has many friends and attends all social events because he works hard at this image. A wheel tries so hard to be funny you often can't understand his jokes but he will just tell you how funny he is.He will spend thousands of dollars earned from the stock market and real estate ventures on bottles at the lodge or on toys to make him look cooler.He's also obnoxious about attaining clout on social media. You can always find a wheel on his boat looking for dock babies or riding his motorcycle.If you see a wheel he's probably completely inebriated in a blackout and most likely breaking something or hurting himself. But a wheel is completely approchable and in fact a great friend to have. You can laugh at the wheel or make use of him
Tony: Bro, I made $8,000 today on the Disney stock! I'm going to take some more pictures of my new motorcycles and send them to Amber
Brodie: dude, you such a wheel. Looks like your buying all the drinks tonight
Tony: let's call Danny and tell him how cool we are
Brodie: dude, you such a wheel. Looks like your buying all the drinks tonight
Tony: let's call Danny and tell him how cool we are
by Nantucket Daddy April 14, 2019

To continually rehash the same negative emotions and behaviors leading to the same negative end and experience.
by Lazita May 18, 2015

When you and two other friends, connect end to end to form a functional human suck wheel.
Commonly referred to as an extended "69".
Commonly referred to as an extended "69".
"Hey, have you seen Jack, Steve and James?"
"Ah yeh, heard they were stuck in a meat wheel...better avoid them"
"Ah yeh, heard they were stuck in a meat wheel...better avoid them"
by fajonian March 11, 2022

In porn when there are 2 girls and a guy but one girl only participates only orally, and usually sparingly, if at all.
I was watching a video called AllAnal last night and even though it had Mischa in it, she was the third wheel and didn't do anal at all. She just gave the guy some head and sometimes licked the other girl.
by Eric Ha January 20, 2022

If you are searching this up, you are definitely third wheeling or you're around 8-10 and someone told u to third wheel (or someone told u ur third wheeling) anyways. It means when you have to hangout with a couple and you're all alone...watching the couple..kissing, hugging, whispering, laughing..cuddling..anyways! yes. that's basically it! Don't third wheel!
*hanging with a couple*
*you: "i'm so lonely..all i see is two people kissing..hugging..whispering..laughing..cuddling. Why can't I have those?!"
*someone else: "imagine third wheeling ahaha"
get someone, do not do third wheel. It is not fun.
*you: "i'm so lonely..all i see is two people kissing..hugging..whispering..laughing..cuddling. Why can't I have those?!"
*someone else: "imagine third wheeling ahaha"
get someone, do not do third wheel. It is not fun.
by funnyluv:-) August 26, 2022
