whale off on it

To hit a wiffle ball really far.

Come on chuck, whale off on it!

by JDiggity May 15, 2008

Whalefacing

A degrading way of mocking/comforting someone, in which said person is subjected to excessive stroking of the face, hands, etc. while the Whalefacer says things like 'Shh Shh Shh' and 'Come here. It's OK.'

"For God's Sake! Don't Whaleface me in public! It's embarrassing!"
"I thought you liked me Whalefacing you?"
"At home, yes. In a parking lot? No."

by Moggy1257 October 12, 2008

Whale Wash

When a very obese woman lays on a bed and 5 or more men cover her in there jizzz...thus washing the whale.

yea man...sorry i didn't call you back last night...i got invited to a whale wash last minute.

by adiesle July 9, 2011

whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on its head. people who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. whale sharks only no unicorns. kill the whale shark unicorn spill its blooooood.

"whale shark unicorns suck"
"IKR"

by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 13, 2018

Whale

A word commonly used to define an obese person. Commonly a woman and/or a feminist.

There’s this big whale who keeps lying about me.

by MantisWarrior June 27, 2018

whale dick earring

so basically it’s a earring that is made up of whale dick, and it’s pretty hot. it smells super good and all the guys will be coming for you. it is being sold now on whaledicksRus.com u can get killer whale, or even shark dick! buy now for the extremely low price of 1938.99! go to whaledicksRus.com

mark - hey i love your earrings what are they made of?
matt - WHALE DICK BITCHHHHH
mark - OMG THATS SO HOT KISS ME RIGHT NOW I LOVE WHALE DICK EARRINGS

by DIXIESTICK March 5, 2019

humpback whale lover

someone who no one likes at all! the humpback whale humper is annoying and no one will Humpback this person becuz of his/her looks and smell

(a horney person with no one to have sex with) wants something to hump him/her back

guy1wow look at that guy other there

guy2 yeah it looks like he is trying to hard

guy3 what a humpback whale lover

by maggie pain March 21, 2010