Wank Mistress

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.

"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."

by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009

Wilder-wank

Having a wank in the countryside, it’s a bit like dogging but you do it by your self

*out camping* “mate, il be back in 10 mins, just off for a wilder-wank”

by The butcher 69 January 6, 2020

wank hot

A girl so tasty that thinking about her is sufficient motivation when you tickle the pickle, without having to resort to porn.

Guy 1: you watch porn?
Guy 2: nah man, my girl is wank hot. Don't need it.

by Nerdalotapus February 13, 2015

Side Wank

When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look

Brett: Parmjit was having a side wank the other day
Joel: He disgusts me

by parmjitandthekids April 25, 2011

Posh Wank

Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent

Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"

by Broseph1231 August 11, 2015

Wank Stain

A derogatory term to indicate the subject is as bad as a mark left post masturbation. Therefore something not to be bothered about

"Don't worry about him he's just a wank stain'"

by Mish MoneyP June 17, 2016

clean wanking

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding

i heard that he is clean wanking now

by manx aribter January 27, 2009