Side Wank

When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look

Brett: Parmjit was having a side wank the other day
Joel: He disgusts me

by parmjitandthekids April 25, 2011

clean wanking

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding

i heard that he is clean wanking now

by manx aribter January 27, 2009

Wank Mistress

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.

"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."

by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009

wank hot

A girl so tasty that thinking about her is sufficient motivation when you tickle the pickle, without having to resort to porn.

Guy 1: you watch porn?
Guy 2: nah man, my girl is wank hot. Don't need it.

by Nerdalotapus February 13, 2015

dank or wank

Good or bad, 'yea or nay'. Dank being good, wank being bad.

Lad1: "Miley Cyrus, dank or wank?"
Lad2: "Her music? Wank. Her arse? Dank!!!"

by thejollyjellyfish69 March 5, 2015

Posh Wank

Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent

Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"

by Broseph1231 August 11, 2015

Wank Stain

A derogatory term to indicate the subject is as bad as a mark left post masturbation. Therefore something not to be bothered about

"Don't worry about him he's just a wank stain'"

by Mish MoneyP June 17, 2016