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I loud u

An easy way to get out of the 'i love you' trap, but on SMS text messages

This works really well because if your T9 dictionary is enabled, when texting, love and loud have the same key combinations, viz. 5683
*Text conversation AFTER saucy text sex or phone sex*

Person 1: U were amazing!
Person 2: U 2 baby!
Person 1: I love u
Person 2: I loud u 2
by Antony Robot May 25, 2006
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Wash U Goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.
When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.
by Sir BB June 5, 2011
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u dumb boi

said or done something incredibly stupid
so my brotha said "man i feel like i can fly" and i said to him "nah u dumb boi"
by omgthatshim February 5, 2010
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U wot m8

The phrase in which you say when either you have absolutely no idea what someone is talking about.
Only able to be used written down or in a text message
Person 1: the algorithm to find the perimeter of a circle is Pi times radius squared
Person 2: u wot m8
by That lil’ focker June 10, 2018
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Q without a U

A critical part of a project is missing to render it utterly useless; a crucial person in your life is missing so as to render you utterly useless. Just like trying to form a word in the English language that starts with Q but has no U is nearly impossible.
1. The plans for the new public park are beautiful, but without the funding, the plans are a Q without a U.
2. My boyfriend is stationed overseas for 6 months, and I can't seem to function. Without him, I'm a Q without a U.
by IndySparkPlug January 11, 2011
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U AHH BITCH

a ultimate cut down said in a deeper voice like a large black male

When to properly U AHH BITCH!! : when a friend enters a room, when a friend leaves . by surprise at any time ,

can be turned in to a trick in witch you write it in hidden places to get people when not around
U AHH BITCH DON'T ABUSE IT

TRADEMARK JMFR
by james_MFR June 5, 2009
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Emotionally U-Hauling

a term referring to the almost immediate emotional attachment or bond formed by two women in a lesbian relationship, Most commonly in a LDR which was instigated by Tumblr or some similar blogging site. Usually they have never met in person. Everything is the same as regular U-haul syndrome except for circumstances that make moving in together impossible. Characteristics of emotionally U-hauling usually included, talk of marriage, wedding planning, getting cats together, bad poetry, future vacations, exc.
Person one : Hey did you hear about Maggie?

Person two : No what happened?

Person one: Oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. She says they are completely in love now.

Person two: Omg! Really? I cannot believe she is emotionally U-hauling again.
by technotrex October 29, 2014
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