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Turtle Storm

I don't watch Turtle Storm because she is wierd.
by PlebIsLife January 11, 2018
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Derpa Turtle

It is a cryptic that lives in the uninhabited areas of Pennsylvania It is part gerbil and part turtle. It's shell is covered in fur which keeps it warm. It has whiskers and fur like a gerbil and scales and a shell like a turtle. They are quite small creatures that live in wet or muddy areas and hate human interaction. They are called Derpa Turtles because the word derp used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action. The A is added to make it plural to mean they are all foolish they are not the smartest creatures but have managed to survive
Did you hear about the man who was killed by those Derpa Turtles. No that could never happen they are too stupid.
by Derpa_Turtle April 23, 2018
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Turtle Day

A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.
Yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow
by Elven Angel September 26, 2013
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turtle boner

A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.
Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot
by McNogger November 30, 2013
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turtle squad

A group of homosexual males who go to EDM festivals.
Me and my turtle squad are going to edc Orlando this weekend.
by Stan Birda April 20, 2018
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Turtle Milkshake

To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.
My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.
by Animefreakgoddess July 6, 2011
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Turtle Swag

Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.
Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.
by mwcord September 1, 2014
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