"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
by TheOriginalRon December 15, 2008
Get the cook a turkey with gravy mug.I am going to take her to the cold dorms and stuff her like a turkey.. she wakes up and says damn I got stuffed like a turkey
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Whenever a man shoves his balls back between his legs to show someone unfortunate enough to have answered... "No, I haven't seen a turkey gobble."
by Innocent Bystander June 18, 2003
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Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich
by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 25, 2009
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Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...
by GiantPurpleMonkey March 20, 2013
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I thought giving my girl a turkey slap was fun until she did the turkey shoot on me. It shot back like a rubber band.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2017
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Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".
Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".
"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"
"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."
"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."
by AP in DC May 15, 2008
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