O-ticket

The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).

I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead

by Tweedle Dee September 18, 2012

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

by i8toast April 11, 2013

double tucker

a lesbian who loves using a double-ended dildos with other girls

brother: I found a double-ended dildo in your closet. Are you a double tucker or something?

sister: Mind your own frigging business and don't go through my closet again!!

by tory borty July 20, 2013

double tucker

a lesbian who loves using a double-ended dildos with other girls

brother: I found a double-ended dildo in your closet. Are you a double tucker or something?

sister: Mind your own frigging business and don't go through my closet again!!

by tory borty August 26, 2013

Butt-tucked

When one tucks their butt to hide their boner.

"Man, We can't hug right now. I just saw the hottest girl and now I'm butt-tucked"

"You couldn't even call that slow dancing... His pelvis was more forward than his shoulders. So freakin butt-tucked"

by KatoriByrd September 2, 2013

Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014