Tom Clancy

Dog shit novelist extraordinare. All his stories are about terrorist or communists getting their asses whomped by the "free", democratic western countries. Even though his stories are generic and boorish, they do make for mildly entertaining movies (Hunt For Red October), and pretty decent videogames (Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Rainbow Six, etc).
Even though his stories are mostly shit. His success is quite high. His obscene crap-to-money ratio amazes us all. So Tom Clancy, for that, I salute you.
In fact. One man (Maddox) proved once and for all that anyone can make a storyline which equals anything Clancy can write. Don't believe me? Just check it out under "Five shitty movies that everybody loves" at www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com, at the bottom of the page is the "Tom Clancy Plot Generator", using this, I have created a plot just as good as anything Tom Clancy could make:..

Communists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Communists threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

by You don't need to know my name. April 26, 2005

Eddsworld Tom

The hottest character in the world, I approve 😔😔

Tbh many ppl simp on this satanic eyeless being

Theres reasons:

-Because he looks cute

-Because he likes blue

-Because he hates christmas

-Because he's edgy

-Because he's an alcoholic

-Because oF tHose DaMN eYES

A: Hey who is this person??

B: Oh thats Eddsworld Tom

A: Oh he looks hot

B: *he's mine.*

by Nuggetord July 10, 2020

tom delonge

1.) Guitarist for Blink 182, kewlest band eva!!
2.) Has a really nice butt, and takes good butt pics.
3.) Is an exact clone of the famous producer Mark Winiars of the band "Hoodwink".

Dood, hey. Look at that...guy. I think it's Tom Delonge. Damn he sure looks just like that Mark Winiars dooder.

by ashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006

Tom Holland

A hot british boy who makes everyone laugh and plays spiderman as a character. He also makes girls wet.

Tom Holland wants to fuck me.

by Markiplyer43375 June 15, 2018

Tom Holland

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Spider-man.

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being burned badly in a cartoon.

"My good grades Tom Hollanded away after school started"

by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

Weeping Tom

A person who cries/weeps when made to watch people (usually their parents or other elders) engage in sexual intercourse. During sexual relations, Weeping Toms are prone to episodic crying and/or eretile dysfunction and/or female pattern vaginal dryness.

"I thought this guy was different, but right in the middle of a sweet blow job, he goes soft and starts bawling. It turns out his folks used to make him watch their gang bangs, and he's still not over it. Why do I always have to end up with the Weeping Toms?"

by Neil Freeman November 12, 2006

Poor Tom

A character from Shakespeare's King Lear. Really just Edgar in disguise.

"Poor Tom's acold!"
"Pooooooooooooooooooooor Tom!"

by Steve5000 October 29, 2005