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The most mid things in existence

Bloodborne, Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad, Overwatch 2, and Bleach
They are so very mid it is the most mid things in existence
by Coleolikesmen October 20, 2022
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not having a shittin' damn thing

a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive??

these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...

were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.

the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
she wasn't used to not having a shittin' damn thing, and had to cut him loose!

get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!

he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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thingwy

Something, anything that escapes the memory.
Joan said: "Its that thingwy that you turn over the TV with"
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thingamajick

A completely incomprehensible part of a gadget that has no apparent function but is still required
When I took of this thingamajick, it stopped working
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Things that don't are

A term coined by Tokio Hotel's Tom Kaulitz. He doesn't like things that aren't natural, aka things that don't are.
Tom: I don't like things that don't are.
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Best things ever created

Nutella, tits, pussy, my dick, ass, oreos
Pussy is one of the best things ever created
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