killing me softly

the feeling you have when you are forced to endure something really unpleasant but avoiding that thing would actually be a lot worse

Studying for this test is killing me softly, but failing the test would be worse.

by Ravenne April 19, 2009

fuck-marry-kill

A game that is played in a group. One person gets three names chosen by the group. The names are people he/she knows or it could be celebrities.

Then that person chooses which of those three he/she would fuck, marry, and kill.

*Note: Choosing people they know, from school for example, makes it more fun and interesting. This is not intended for literal thoughts.

"Ok. Tom, Megan Fox, and Matt. Fuck-marry-kill."

"Ummm alright, I would fuck Megan Fox,
marry Tom and kill Matt."

by Pamp28 February 09, 2009

i will kill you

barneys way of saying give me your address .

"get in the van i have candy and i will kill you" barney said

by bonzerhad November 02, 2017

OOH KILL EM'

Despite the words used, the phrase "OOH KILL EM'" is used as an expression of excitement, accomplishment, amazement etc. The phrase became famous from a Vine video that depicts a young black boy named "Terio" who is dancing and the guy filming him precedes to say, "OOH...OOH! OOH KILL EM'! OOH KILL EM'!" The expression is also featured in an instrumental titled "OOH KILL EM'" produced by Rcm2 where the phrase is the drop of the song and is repeated multiple times in the chorus. A very good heavy trap style beat is you ask me.

1. Terio: *starts dancing*

Guy Filming: OOH...OOH! OOH KILL EM'!

2. Tony: Yo B! Watch me do this back flip!

Brandon: Pssh! Son you can't do no back flip!

Tony: *Does a back flip*

Brandon: OOH KILL EM'!

3. Jason: Ha-HA! Juss copped the new lebron 11's boy! OOH KILL EM'!

by KLRxINSTNCT August 18, 2013

kill-whitey music

The traditional, lyrically aggressive hip-hop sub-genre--dedicated to themes of violence, anarchy and social disruption; UNLIKE the current watered-down, lame-ass, mainstream dollar-driven verbal diarrhea...

Yo, you can't be playin' that kill-whitey music up in here; if bubba hears it, he gonna come kick some fuckin ass...

by YAWA April 14, 2019

kill your babies

Journalism slang. Shortening an article too long to print. Named for the time, care and effort spent researching and writing said article, only to have it go to waste. A brutally painful process.

Writer: Here's my article.
Editor: I asked for three columns. Go kill your babies, then talk to me.

by Graphhhhhh May 16, 2010

it's simple: kill the batman

The ultimate solution to all of life's problems, especially if you're a villain in Gotham City

1) "Man, how do I get away with a crime in this town?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

2) "How do I get girls to like me?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

by Inco33 September 12, 2008