A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.
"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012
Get the Mystery Sonmug. A PG-13 version of "son of a bitch" that was first introduced in a Panera commercial for their Strawberry Poppyseed Salad.
by whitefridaynite August 26, 2021
Get the Son of a poppyseed!mug. a common term for a boy named Philip Hamilton who was the son of American immigrant Alexander Hamilton in the Broadway hit show Hamilton.
Songs from the Hamilton Original Broadway Cast Recording with the phrase "my son"
Yorktown - "Gonna start a new nation, gonna meet My Son!"
Someday - "Philip you outshine the morning sun, My son"
"Look at my son"
"Philip, when you smile, I'm undone. My son"
Stay Alive (Reprise) - "Where's mY sON?!"
Yorktown - "Gonna start a new nation, gonna meet My Son!"
Someday - "Philip you outshine the morning sun, My son"
"Look at my son"
"Philip, when you smile, I'm undone. My son"
Stay Alive (Reprise) - "Where's mY sON?!"
by anonymous December 5, 2020
Get the My Sonmug. When someone has a mom that is a bitch, they become extremely hard. A song of a bitch is a person that you can hurt, but they will just keep on coming. They are the worst people to deal with. Nothing you can do will hurt them, as they are used to being hurt by their mom (who was a bitch). They are immensely hard. People will use synonyms or definitions as obnoxious or rude, but it’s far more than those words imply
by Webster’s word May 7, 2023
Get the Son of a bitchmug. by MadelineiBv July 4, 2018
Get the Your son is deadmug. An evil underground empire that works in the shadows of New England prep schools such as Milton Academy, Nobles, and other such places. They are led each year by two King Rats and the torch of leadership is passed on with each generational shift. The main objective of the Rats is to bring humor where it is needed and to exagerate current issues through the use of extreme pranking. The Rats have been known to be extremely violent and aggressive when defending their own turf and do not take kindly to any threat, intentional or not, to one their own. Generally it is an unspoken rule among most who live in close proximity of the Rats that for one's own sake, they are best left alone.
Example One:
Joe: "Damn, I heard them Sons of Rats went and pulled a nasty prank!"
Bob: "Yo, I heard the same thing, I heard they're professionals."
Example Two:
Joe: "Damn, my backpack's gone!"
Bob: "Did you piss off a Rat?"
Joe: "I don't think so..."
Bob: "Where's your wallet?"
Joe: "Shit!"
Example Three:
Joe: "Hey man, lets go see if we can figure out who the Rats are."
Bob: "Yeah good idea."
--That's why this is the last example. Joe and Bob won't be joining us for anymore examples.
Joe: "Damn, I heard them Sons of Rats went and pulled a nasty prank!"
Bob: "Yo, I heard the same thing, I heard they're professionals."
Example Two:
Joe: "Damn, my backpack's gone!"
Bob: "Did you piss off a Rat?"
Joe: "I don't think so..."
Bob: "Where's your wallet?"
Joe: "Shit!"
Example Three:
Joe: "Hey man, lets go see if we can figure out who the Rats are."
Bob: "Yeah good idea."
--That's why this is the last example. Joe and Bob won't be joining us for anymore examples.
by Rat King November 11, 2008
Get the sons of ratsmug. A leaked song made by Kanye West during his "LOVE EVERYONE" era which is significant due to it's controversial lyrics including many unwarranted use of slurs, mentions of date rape, misogynistic topics, and heavy mumble.
by kanyefanvultures March 31, 2025
Get the DJ Khaled's Sonmug.