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Gremlin Time

Similar to “demon time”, this phrase is inspired by Kodak Black’s song “Super Gremlin”. This is a period of time when an individual is especially nefarious and sheisty.
“I fucked wockesha and didn’t call her.”
“I’m jus on gremlin time bro”
“I c u”
by Andrew4rob December 31, 2021
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Slime Time

When you have the chance to do something and be an absolute pimp at it. Similar to demon time, but more sexual.
Dude 1: "Ay bro did you hear Jennifer broke up with Jake?"
Dude 2: "It's Slime Time my boy"
by gxdspeed February 9, 2022
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Isaar Time

Refers to someone who has no concept of punctuality, and is constantly running late. You can expect someone running on Isaar time to show up to upwards of 2 hours after the agreed upon time of meeting.
Oh he’s running on Isaar Time, he won’t be here for at least another half hour.
by Dylz321 April 19, 2022
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Morbin Time

A term used in positive occasions, simmilar to the word awesome. It is originated by the positive reaction of fans to the sucessful movie "Morbius", stared by Jared Letto.
- Man, I'm gonna watch morbius for the 13th time this week.

- Yeah man, It's Morbin time!
by O TANTINHO May 31, 2022
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persian time

When a Persian man plans on being somewhere or doing something at a certain time you can safely assume he will be late. Things happen when they happen.

When a man operates on Persian time, he usually doesn’t give a fuck about whatever it is he is late for, or is confident that his lateness will not have adverse effects on the planned situation. Some times the Persian man is so delusional he believes his lateness may actually improve the conditions of the planned situation, and sometimes, he is correct.
Zach: Yo when is dinner going to be ready?
Mehdi: Maybe 8pm. Yanno, Persian time.
Zach: So 9-9:30pm? Gotchu
by CheneyInDaMidEast420 December 10, 2022
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Jimmy One Time

A random bro who comes into a conversation/party univited and gets the look of disgust. In other words, THAT GUY
by rudy gay December 27, 2008
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Jesse Standard Time

Jesse Standard Time (JST) is based on the present time zone plus 15 minutes. It's not a standard 15 minutes however and in some cases could be upwards of real-time plus 30 minutes or even 60 minutes.

The origin of Jesse Standard Time is somewhat unknown, but it’s believe it dates back approximately 40 years to 1969.

Jesse Standard Time was first discovered by the author of this term back in 1990. At that time JST was typically only approximately 5 minutes behind real time however over the years JST has increasingly fallen farther behind. Based on statistical analysis of JST over the past 20 years by a team of scientists commissioned by Father time it has been concluded that given the current rate of "time slippage" JST will be a full calendar day behind by sometime in August of the year 2044.

JST cannot be adjusted or altered by any known force in the universe. Many have attempted to compensate for the difference in JST vs. real time by adjusting schedules by up to 30 minutes in hopes to negate the effect. These futile attempts have routinely come up short and have been known to cause JST to slip even farther than normal.

This author recommends that those trying to ignore its existence or to resist JST should just accept it. JST should be embraced by all. JST is a very powerful tool and resistance to its forces will most likely negatively impact your daily schedule, but if used correctly can actually increase the amount of time in your day.
Boss: "Hey Bob, where have you been? We start work here at 8:00AM... It's 8:20AM!!"

Worker: "I'm not late, I'm running on JST."

Boss: "JST, what's that?"

Worker: "That's Jesse Standard Time of course."
by jsfathertime April 22, 2009
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