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2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water
A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)
Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).
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2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water
A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)
Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).
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