Usually a man with a 1 inch penis or shorter, who eats his own knob cheese and hides in paddling pools, waiting for small children to undress. He also enjoys fingering his arsehole and watching old women through x ray goggles.
by Merk31323 November 27, 2017
Get the Paul Thomas mug.a big man with a very large dick typically having 3-5 pounds of pubic hair. Found in the African Jungle and is known to masturbate in public settings. There has only ever been 4 sighting of Kyle and he was found at disney on the stage of the castle jacking off, the people who spotted him followed him all the way back to the African jungle and were never seen again. Kyle is known to trap other people and rape them in the ass until they die. He also likes to take inspiration from Negan who plays the villain in walking dead. He is known to stick baseball bats with barbwire up his ass and scream negan's name. Kyle is also on England's most wanted list for having sex with the Queens car and dog. Ever since Disney Kyle has never been seen again.
A human like beast who likes to stick his dick in holes. Known for sectually torturing his victims. At all cost stay away from Kyle Thomas.
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The superstious belief that when given a list of like or similar minor tasks to be completed in order, the last repetition will invariably the most difficult or impossible to complete - in contrast to the preceding tasks that were completed with ease.
Originated in teh Irish section of Boston, Massachusetts called Dorchester.
Originated in teh Irish section of Boston, Massachusetts called Dorchester.
The final screw could not be driven completely into the wall, after continually trying, the screw was worn to the point where the driver could not bite it. The capenter sighed and said out loud, "thompson's law".
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I have some friends at TJ who are so chill. Sometimes I wish I went there to get away from the ignorant idiots in my school.
Word, but don't forget about all those nerds and losers.
Word, but don't forget about all those nerds and losers.
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