Side Wank

When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look
Brett: Parmjit was having a side wank the other day
Joel: He disgusts me
by parmjitandthekids April 06, 2011
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Wanking afteritch

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.
I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!
by Coolthatsounds February 02, 2010
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Wank Baton

A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.
Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string
by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011
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Wilder-wank

Having a wank in the countryside, it’s a bit like dogging but you do it by your self
*out camping* “mate, il be back in 10 mins, just off for a wilder-wank
by The butcher 69 January 06, 2020
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Posh Wank

Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent
Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"
by Broseph1231 July 19, 2015
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wank hot

A girl so tasty that thinking about her is sufficient motivation when you tickle the pickle, without having to resort to porn.
Guy 1: you watch porn?
Guy 2: nah man, my girl is wank hot. Don't need it.
by Nerdalotapus February 14, 2015
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dank or wank

Good or bad, 'yea or nay'. Dank being good, wank being bad.
Lad1: "Miley Cyrus, dank or wank?"
Lad2: "Her music? Wank. Her arse? Dank!!!"
by thejollyjellyfish69 March 05, 2015
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