by amiriluverr August 15, 2025
Get the tip polishingmug. John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
Get the Polish Hand Grenademug. John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
by Roodeer December 16, 2015
Get the Polish Lispmug. Overstimulating the glans of the penis vigorously, for example, by rubbing the palm of the hand against the top of the penis head as if to "polish" it, which can feel really good or overwhelming or excruciating, depending on the sensitivity of that anatomy.
by SFDom October 15, 2023
Get the head polishingmug. A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
Get the We've had Polish burglarsmug. by Nagram5193 April 22, 2024
Get the Polish pinkeyemug. It's like an Irish whisper but an entire decibel louder. For Polish people whispering in such a fashion and people talking to said Pole.
*Insert Name here* Just gave me the Polish whisper telling me that my fly is down Infront of all those women
by Ranuncolo June 5, 2023
Get the Polish Whispermug.