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ghost tax

When someone you were dating ghosts on you, and you keep their shit as a tax for them disappearing.
The day before the exam she lent me her bar exam prep books, wished me luck, and told me she would cook us dinner after the exam. After the exam she said she was too busy, and then ghosted. I'm keeping the books as a ghost tax.
by hardballs December 8, 2016
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ghost handcock

1. a hand belonging to a ghost that is a cock.

2. a ghost belonging to cock that is a hand.

3. ghost fisting an orifice.

4. ghost cock blocking that is mutually beneficial for the ghost, the host and the orifice.

4. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the beneficial ghost fisting.

5. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of ghost fisting.

6. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of the lack of ghost fisting.

7. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by the lack of ghost cockblocking.

8. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by ghost cockblocking.

9. an alternative to ghost cock.

10. a ghost that is using his cock transformed into a fist, with the added option of an involved orifice.

11. a ghost circle jerk with the pretense of the dutch rudder, only without the rudder.

12. the opposite of ghost cockblocking.
"that ghost just gave me ghost handcock"
by nipplerection1 December 16, 2011
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Blowing ghosts

When someone is so Intoxicated and tired that they start uncontrollably bobbing their head. Giving the appearance of giving oral sex to a ghost.
Bro! Pat was so wasted last night he started blowing ghosts at the bar. He's going to wake up with ghost jiz all over his face.
by Rdb March 19, 2017
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White Ghost

A Rolls-Royce Ghost is a luxury automobile occasionally mentioned in Rap lyrics.
"I'm in that White Ghost chasin' Pacman"
by grem-grem September 13, 2017
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The Ghost Of Bayern

The Ghost of Bayern is a dwarf who suddently dissapears while playing against Bayern and other Big Clubs.
He Was Last seen:
In 2 Legs vs Bayern in 2023 UCL
While Missing a penalty vs Real Madrid in 2022
In a Stadium Hall giving money bags to the referee during the 2022 World Cup
During the 8-2 game he lost against Bayern while playing for Barcelona.
In the 4-0 Comeback by liverpool.
Person 1: I haven't seen my friend for days now!
Person 2: He probably is like the Ghost of Bayern!
by RonaldoTheGoat July 1, 2023
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Ghost Burger

As defined by comedian Paul Rust on podcast Comedy Bang Bang Live from Comic-Con (released 7/18/13): "What's a turd but the ghost of a burger."
"Hang on. I gotta go drop a ghost burger."
by EchoManZulu August 28, 2013
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brain ghost

A figment of one's imagination which occurs as a result of one's brain filling in gaps in information unnecessarily.

They can be sights, sounds, tactile sensations, or even an uncomfortable feeling a presence. They are distinguished from ordinary hallucinations by the fact that all people are prone to these phenomena, and the person need not believe the brain ghost to represent reality, although some do.
A person's blind spots are an example of a brain ghost.

"I was alone in my house when I felt the presence of a ghost."
"Ghosts don't exist; it must have been a brain ghost."

"I thought I heard a baby crying, but upon realizing that I was alone, I realized it was a brain ghost."
by Maninorange January 1, 2012
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