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you should see the other guy 

What somebody says when they took a bad beat in a fight, but the person they fought got it even worse.
“Damn bro is that black eye from the fight at the club last night?”
“You should see the other guy

You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.
Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

beat the bricks off of you 

when one sustains an ass-whooping.
ex. Damn nigga, what's up with all the bruises on yo face. That nigga Tyrome beat me down! Damn! that nigga beat the bricks off of you!
beat the bricks off of you by kevin978 September 20, 2013

You don't get to swim in the pool! 

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?
"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."

Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out! 

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent
Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

You would fuck the shit out of my cousin 

A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.

Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.
YOU WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY COUSIN!