leo wood

the best person to ever live on this earth if ur not his friend ur literally going to die alone with a dog named Minecraft you fatass.

“Oh your not friend with Leo wood? Kill yourself”

by Pillow_head March 20, 2021

ms. wood

a dumb ass bitch that has no difference between a oak wood and her, she is a bad grader that all of the kids in her class failed

student 1: how much did u get in ms. wood class
student 2: I got a F
student 1: same

by THANOS1234 March 5, 2019

wood splint

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass

the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird

by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016

Cord of wood

A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.

Look at Tyler's cute cord of wood.

by T MONEY59 November 15, 2016

Wood holder

Someone who «holds the wood»

Essentially, a heterosexual woman or a homosexual man who frequently handles male genetalia, usually with stangers. Often used in a derogatory matter.

Your mom is a proffesional wood holder fam. In fact, she held my wood last weekend.

by Bigmantingv September 26, 2022

Ash Woods

Ash Woods is another way of someone being completely and hopelessly wack. As opposed to a chase type of person.
When used to describe a female however, she would be considered beautiful of body and mind and displaying great intellect as well as atheltic ability. She would be the standard of a great woman.

Whoa, did you see that girl walkin down the street. She was mos def an ash woods.

or

Ay man dont be bringing that Ash Woods mess into this party, we aint down wit Hasselhoff music.

by Bigchase October 30, 2006

Wood walk

A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.

It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015