Knife hands

Hands that are knives

My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands

by MustardMeeee October 6, 2019

break hand

to wank or to masterbate

john break hand over his sister's best friend

by jz and xteec August 10, 2007

bachelor hand

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

by Josh556 July 28, 2007

Hand Tennis

A variation of tennis played using a handball, two science lab tables, and hands as racquets.

I can't believe wikipedia doesn't think the sport of hand tennis exists!

by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009

hand jocking

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam

Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.

by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008

Vic-Hand

When a previous experience in the restroom with low quality toilet paper results in dinglberries so large that one cannot proceed to take a shit; this then will require immediate removal of the berries so you will be forced to take a shower in a non-familiar location without the proper resources to get the job done, so only one option remains.... your hand

Dude, I had the worst case of Vic-Hand today after taking a dump at Nicks. His toilet paper was so shitty.

by Your own worst enemy May 9, 2011

Hand and a Half

A term used to describe the size of a ladies ass cheek

Sandrine has about a hand and a half per cheek. That badonkadonk is sweet.

by Rudeowen December 4, 2010