Knife hands

Hands that are knives

My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands

by MustardMeeee October 06, 2019

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hand jocking

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam

Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.

by Drew D.G. January 07, 2008

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Power Hand

v. An act of defiance and/or rudeness in which one farts into one's hand and then moves the hand into another person's face, so as to make the smell more potent by directing the fart into their face.

Alternate spelling: Power-hand

I was eating lunch when Dean power handed me from behind.

by Cleveland Free Clinic Worker April 30, 2009

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