pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

sad hammer hours

sad n-word hours but for lonely, annoying white people to name their Spotify playlists after

guys, it’s sad hammer hours

by Poop on the ceiling March 24, 2019

Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.

Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?

by Into the night September 25, 2023

Star Spangle Hammered

Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.

-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.

Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.

by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022

Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

by Lean Beef December 10, 2015

Jack Hammer Onomatopoeia

Ratatatata

The jack hammer onomatopoeia goes like "Ratatatata"

by JDeen April 12, 2020