crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

Crab eyes

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.

Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments

What a lovely view, save for the crab eyes in the foreground.

by Erkk187 May 21, 2022

Mud Crabs

The act of getting crabs from anal sex

Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night

by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022

Crab

THE COOLEST CREATURE WITH MULTIPLE LEGS AND A SHELL (better than a loser lobster, my friend likes lobsters and hes a femboy now.) LITERALLY EPIC. CAN HOLD KNIVES. BE YOUR FRIEND, HIRE TO KILL LOBSTER LOVERS. ANYTHING. also very loving and compasionate. <3

Crab moment.
i had mad sex with a crab.
i hired a crab to kill a lobster lover.

by CrabLover. May 30, 2022

Crabs

Pube lice

That dirty ass nigga probs got crabs

by G—spot June 1, 2022

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 5, 2022