throw-up thirds

what comes after sloppy seconds, usually applies to someone who is of less importance having sex with someone of more questionable sexual values

man look at that nerd,hes getting throw-up thirds from that slut jessica.

by joshtaco August 20, 2007

throwtipated

When your stomache is being very upsetting and will not let you throw up. Like, when you have to poop, and you cannot poop.

Lizzy: "My stomache hurts, but I just won't throw up!"
Katarina: "You mean like Throwtipated?"

by lizzykat March 1, 2008

thrown the shoe

The act of throwing a projectile, traditionally a shoe but inclusive of bailout bills, multiple wars and presidencies, at prominent political figures.

President Bush: I've been thrown the shoe.
Reporter: What does that mean?
Bush: "Get out of Iraq and into Detroit."

by cobblersmith December 20, 2008

throw it into neutral

what you should do if your camry suddenly decides it hates you

inspired by land it in the hudson

driver: dude, this toyota won't stop!

passenger: throw it into neutral!

by awesomesauce616 April 5, 2010

throwing the brackets

The act of shitting in a clothes hamper or on a luggage rack, usually while sleepwalking or otherwise impaired.

Chris got so wasted last night then we caught him throwing the brackets in our room around 3 a.m.. What a mess!

by yoroco August 27, 2010

throw timmy down the well

using an innocent friend as a scapegoat for something you did that was stupid.

friend 1: i called up that cute guy last night, then was to nervous to talk to him, so i said it was Susie and hung up.

friend 2: throw Timmy down the well then did you? that's messed up!!

by Lassie saves timmy September 11, 2010

throw a beat

masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.

"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"

"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."

by Matt K. aka Doug Junior January 19, 2012