texas stinger

It is when your fucking a girl doggy style, and you have a mouth full of snuff. right before your cum you spit on her back and roll your dick in it. Then you stick your dick in her ass. Condom recommended

Jill screamed when I gave her a Teas Stiniger.

by Joby April 17, 2006

Texas Tuck

To bend downs as if to suck your own cock while skiing with your ski poles placed tightly under you arm pits.

-look at that Texas tucking fruit-booter in his one piece fag bag

by nnasty2011 December 30, 2011

texas chokehold

after the man is running around and his balls are all sweaty he goes inside and the woman blows him and gets naucious from the ball sweat smell and pukes on his stomach

taylor went running and got alot of ball sweat and when katie blew him following his runnimg and got sick and threw up on his stomach which is the texas chokehold

by paul bunting December 24, 2009

Texas A&M

A bunch of pussy ass faggots that get their money from fucking up the planet by drilling for oil.

Look at that jackass, he must be from Texas A&M

by Matt_PB1602 October 22, 2015

texas hammer

Is a muslim male who has a very large penis, dick, or cock. Originated in Dallas, Texas.

Wow, Muddasir you are a real Texas Hammer.

by Ambelina June 19, 2008

Texas Donkey

When a worse hand in Texas Hold'Em - pre flop, flop and turn beats your hand on the river. Usually these players are very average and get lucky at the river. They often find it hard to tie their shoe laces and believe they are fantastic players after they win off a Donkey hand. These people should be banned from the game which will be a big improvement to a great game.

Scotty Nguyen said on his show " There is nothing you can do when someone Texas Donkeys you... I myself have Donky'ed many a good player"

by Roflatscottyscomment April 22, 2010

texas picnic

What every other state calls a "BBQ" we Texans call a picnic. This has lead to much confusion and mouth watering for Texans unfortunately outside their state who are traveling to a so-called BBQ. The usual menu at such a "BBQ" is hotdogs and burgers.

Apparently anything that's put on a grill suddenly becomes "BBQ."

I was invited to a BBQ in california. I showed up expecting sausage, brisket, tasty things.

Turns out it was a texas picnic. I got veggie burgers, hotdogs, and normal burgers.

QQ.

by MightBeATexan August 4, 2010