testicle trick

Proceeding to take your balls and stretch them over your penis and cover it up as if your balls were a cozy little blanket.

My husband said his penis was cold so I suggested him to use a testicle trick.

by AlphaZombieGirl. October 5, 2016

test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.

Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.

by Nyarlathotechie March 28, 2017

tess g

she is a star she is beautiful she is wonderful boys are scared to ask her out.

man 1:Man I want to ask tess g out but im scared
man 2:Me too I really like her

by K1llerkool April 19, 2017

testosteroney

When a guy cares way too much about his masculinity.

Ugh. Wilson is so testosteroney.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

testing123

used during a mic testing in asia

Hello, hello, testing123

by testwater February 6, 2018

Tesco Run

You’re at home. You’re lacking supplies. Maybe you fancy chocolate, a drink, sweets, even a classic meal deal. Sometimes you need something for an occasion, for example, a birthday, or mother’s day. You need to go on a Tesco Run! Text your nearest friend, and get your way!

Hey, I need to buy my Mam a card.
Let’s go on a Tesco Run!

by Beefcake101 March 1, 2018

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018