Hiking the Appalachian trail

A back up method used by (R) Governors to see ones girlfriend/mistress when you are told "no" with your first choice.
A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.

A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"

"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?"
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"

"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}

"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."

by Bison80 June 30, 2009

Trailerpark Bourgeoisie

adj. An individual or group of individuals who have an elitist attitude towards others without any apparent basis for this attitude, given their station in life. See: "Pot calling the kettle black."

noun. Fans of the Auburn Tigers. Auburn University, a land grant university in Auburn, Alabama, is well-known for housing a significant portion of its student population in mobile homes. Auburn fans frequently refer to other fanbases as "rednecks," "white trash," or "trailer trash."

That trailerpark bourgeoisie McGregor just leaned out of his double-wide to yell at Lil' Bobby and call him a redneck.

by b00g January 9, 2011

snail trail

roots from the latin snailius trailum

When a male is stabbing his ol girl when right before she orgasms he pulls out and keeps his cock just outside her vag, as she lurches forward to take the meat he backs away, this continues onward until the end of the bed, thus leaving a film of slime resembling that of a snail's across the sheets

Adam was doing Alex when he pulled out, she chased the carrot all the way across the room leaving a hell of a snail trail.

by Jackoff with some milk May 14, 2003

happy trail

the trail of hair leading up from the penis or vagina (depending on weather its a man or a woman), to in between the breasts. sometimes it stops at the naval
see snail trail

shit, i forgot to shave my happy trail!

girl one:what do you use to get rid of your happy trail?
girl two: i prefer to go au natural

by someone named jess October 24, 2005

Trail of Tears

When you go on a strict diet of only hot sauce and chilies for three days and then blow your load directly into a girls eyes. It burns so bad she will leave a trail of tears.

So I gave her a trail of tears last night.....now she is legally blind

by Jamie Malinquetoast December 13, 2009

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail.

A horrifying racist message that can be heard very clearly by playing old records with the classic easter song "peter cottontail" backwards. Jesus, think of the children!

Lord save us from these demonic beasts.......

by da hood' October 10, 2004

Trailer Trash

A really great porn magazine featuring hot skanky girls with bad skin, grasy hair and gaps in their teeth.

Nice saggy boobs you TT!

by Beowulf November 14, 2004