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steam-n-stream

The sometimes sexual act of first excreting fecal matter upon someone's chest, Cleveland steamer style, and then urinating into his or her mouth. It can also be an act of disgracing someone that is hated by the person defecating upon the other participant.
1. I knocked Carl the fuck out and then I steam-n-streamed all over that douchebag.

2. Mary loved it when she got that steam-n-stream right on her chest and then a long distance shot into her mouth.
by P Lucho July 31, 2004
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steamy chocolate scoops

from finland./When someone has a crooked asshole and shit sprays the back of the john with chocolate chips.
now i'll have to wait til i go home to shat cause some toilet terrorist left steamy chocolate scoops!!!
by Eli Hall December 25, 2004
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steamrololer

Another version of LOL. Sort of how rofl is roflcopter.
person a: Dude i just pwn3d teh n00b w/ uber h4x
Person b: Steamrololer!!!!!!

person a: Dude i was just on the craziest rollolercoaster
person b: steamrololer .... LAWL
by KicKZ August 16, 2006
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Steampie

steampie

noun | steam·pie | \ˈstēm-ˌˈpī\

Definition of STEAMPIE

a : the result of someone receiving ejaculate during anal intercourse, then proceeding to defecate on the chest of another individual(s).

b : the act of defecating onto the chest of another after having been anally injected with ejaculate.
c : a depraved act
d : a depraved individual

Variations

-steampie \ˈpī\ noun
-steampied \ˈpīd\ verb
-steampieing \ transitive verb
-steampier \ noun
-Steampier \ proper noun

Uses

Figuratively used to describe a person or action that is morally and ethically corrupt.

Literal use considered uncommon, however it is suspected to have occurred during Trumponomics board meetings.

Origins

First known use early 21st century. A concatenation of creampie and Stanley Steamer; first used to describe the actions of a United States politician made toward its constituents and the world population.

While a creampie is can result in life and be enjoyable for some, and according to John Trian, the Stanley Steamer is "Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.", contextual use of steampie is never positive, nor is it ever warranted or wanted.
Example 1:

The Donald steampied Steve Bannon all over the American people, leaving a brown stain of regret and remorse throughout the land.

Example 2:

The man who stole the 2016 Presidential Election is a repulsive steampie.

Example 3:

"Why the sad face, Jane?" Joe asked with serious concern.

With shame in her eyes, her stare stooped unwavering to her feet, she replied "We've been steampied by the Steampier. I didn't know what steampieing was until it was too late, and the stench of greed was all around me. We are forever unclean, Joe! Forever unclean!"
She fell to the ground sobbing, disgusted and humiliated, knowing some things cannot be undone.
by Ubius February 4, 2017
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Steam Train

What girls do after a good pull. A small shake and moan.
Guess what I kissed a girl yesterday!”
“Did she steam train?”
Of course she did”
by alex1056 February 25, 2021
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Steam Train

move side to side with a sigh after a girl is turned on, usually by a kiss
"oh my what wonderful mouth you have!" *steam trains hard*
by darren 5mith March 4, 2021
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steamy wonder

justin: what’s that smell?
adam: i just took a fat steamy wonder, sorry bro.
by blackgrohlsun August 16, 2021
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