Man Stand

Man Stand is a Man standing alone in many varied locations. A Man Stand is when a man wants to act casual while on the prowl, looking for a catch. He places both his hands in his pant pockets crossing his right leg over his left with his head tilted as if he were already waiting for his girlfriend to finish work. He actually doesn't have one. Also/ a Man Stand can be more than one man at the same time trying to check out woman walking by. A man stand can be anywhere in a public place including an elevator. You can usually observe a Man performing a Man Stand while in the mall. A man stand can also be found in any public place, bus station, grocery line or bank to name a few.

Two men standing together both having that stupid look on their face, making conversation about nothing simply saying/look at that one as their eyes roll from left to right keeping a straight face.
Sometimes found at a bar standing still with a drink in his had holding it up to his lips as if it were covering his eyes while gazing/ If he has his arms crossed and his legs spread then he is probably getting paid to watch at the door. Hey look at that Man Stand he is really good at it.

by N Iannitelli October 23, 2007

frank stand

A party or another social gathering where the number of males is greater then the number of females. A more underrated word to use then "sausage fest."

"Man that party was a frank stand . Let's hit the club and bag some hoes."

by ThePlugFinesser April 21, 2016

Saudi Arabian Party Hat

A term used for a sheep skin condom.

The Middle Eastern man went to the club but he made the fatal mistake of not bringing enough Saudi Arabian Party Hats.

by Drpun May 20, 2009

Head-stand

The use of a beheaded girls head to give you oral sex. Usually frozen. This gets rid of any need of pointless conversation. If the penis hangs out the back of where her neck used to be it determines if said person has a big penis or not.

2-5 days at -20 degrees C.

Dude, I totally just head-standed this girl!

Did you remember to put her back in the freezer?

by Dr. Head-stand August 4, 2011

Keg Stand

verb.
an action in which a person does a handstand on a keg and drinks until they puke.
this action is done frequently by a leigh

How much did you drink in that last keg stand? Leigh was such a champ.

by Adriana Carolina January 8, 2007

Irish Stand-off

Overzealous arguement over who will pick up a bill that can and often does end in physical confrontation - usually credit cards and money being taken from the other party preventing them paying.

From an eposide of the irish sit com Father Ted, where Mrs Doyle and her friend Mrs Dineen have just had afternoon tea and the bill arrives resulting in an irish stand-off:

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: We'd better be off, Mrs Doyle. I'll get this.

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: No, now don't be silly. I'll pay.

Mrs Doyle: You won't! Put that away.

Mrs Dineen: Now, don't be stupid, Mrs Doyle.

Mrs Doyle: No, no, no, no!

Mrs Dineen: Now, just put your money away.

Mrs Doyle: You're mad! No, no, no, no.

Mrs Dineen: Take the money! Take the money!

(Both shouting and screaming)

Mrs Dineen: Get off!

Mrs Doyle: I'm writing a cheque.
Mrs Dineen: No, you're not!

Mrs Doyle: I am.

by tobesure July 20, 2010

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005