santa

santa is the christmas celebrity

santa is very naughty

by ho23 October 26, 2018

Santa Adriana

She seems like an angel on two legs: small and innocent. She has a mind that is always developing, a creative soul that is always being unique and loud in her own way. She enjoys quite time, but also loves meeting new people, a friend for every occasion! Santa Adrianas can be easily hurt, so she hides it by pointing out other peoples faults.

If you ever encounter a Santa Adriana you should be sure to always say your mind and be sure to make sure that they will accept themselves, they like support but are too strong to admit that they also have weaknesses like everyone else.

Dear Santa Adriana it’s okay to fuck up, everybody does. You don’t need to prove yourself, people will love you even with all your flaws!

by Sheryll. L November 7, 2018

Santa

This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho

Girl:I think I saw Santa looking at me in the shower last night

Girl 2:santa is such a fat ass bitch

by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018

Santa’s Svedka Challenge

If you find less that half a 750mL bottle of svedka any time after thanksgiving, you must get on your knee and chug the rest of the bottle. When you finish drunking you take off your shirt and run through the hall yelling YAHOOO.

“Oh my god Josh just did Santa’s Svedka Challenge that was wild.”
“Holy shit do you think hes gonna puke?”

by Nathan Crosby November 30, 2018

santa clause

some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore

idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause

by some dude but its used December 3, 2018

santapede

A chain of Santa's eating ass.

After the Santa fun run, Travis,Jake and Elton went home to drank too many appletinis and ending up doing the santapede.

by anon.gcfgv755r December 3, 2018

Santa

A Little B*tch Who Stalks You And Breaks Into Your House With A Crowbar. Kiddos Know Ur Predators

Santa Claus’ Broke Little Paymoney A** Broke Into My House For My Cookies

by URBAN DICTIONARY NEEDS MY HELP December 7, 2018