squirrel dive

when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.

Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.

If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.

On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.

by B00gle December 16, 2011

Squirrel

A man who loves to eat pie and gets fucked by an angel of the lord. He is given the name by the King of Hell or his close fans.

Crowley: So, where's Squirrel?
Sam: Don't worry about Dean.

by DeanlikestogetfuckedbyCas February 9, 2021

squirreling

when a girl tries to get your nuts as far away from your body as is humanly possible

brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?

stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night

by Banterlope89 May 5, 2022

Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on the adult film.

by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022

Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.

I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.

by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019

Nesting Squirrel

An American derogatory term for a Russian female. Can be used interchangeably with the term "homewrecker."

"Poor Joe, he seems really depressed."
"His girlfriend just left him. She was a nesting squirrel."

by squirrel wrangler June 3, 2010

squirrel

A pesky rodent that runs out in front of your car. It also does some tricks to get to the bird food you have.

Look at that squirrel. It is hanging from at tree upside down getting the birdseed!

by manny b. June 17, 2017