California Speed

A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"

"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"

by John Hoffman May 13, 2005

Free Speech Absolutist

The correct term is "Speech Absolutist but", usually found in the profile of people who think any opinion they disagree with should be banned and the speaker should be hanged.

I am a Free Speech Absolutist but orange man should be hanged.

by darth leia September 3, 2018

need for speed underground 2

Need For Speed Underground 2 is the last good game from Need For Speed series .

,,Hey do you remember Need For Speed Underground 2 ?"

- ,,Yes i played it when i was younger, it was a great game .

by CopyUrby September 21, 2020

Freedom of speech

Something YouTube doesn't believe in as they delete comments which go against their communist, marxist and SJW agenda.

I just dissed Communist China and my comment got deleted after 18 seconds of posting. So much for freedom of speech. 🙄

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

Freedom of speech

That thing conservatives pretend to care about when you ask them to please stop harassing minorities to the point of suicide.

*conservative is blocked on social media*
conservative: BUT MAH FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!

by meep5010 April 26, 2022

freedom of speech

A Supposid right that for 160 years served as a ket component of the New Zealand democracy until it was robbed by that common bloodstained criminal hlene clark in the "name" of the war on terrorism

Fuck you Helen Clark if you further restrict the freedom of speech in New Zealand then the only criminal is you ya fucking bloodstained common criminal.

by Brother Number One July 25, 2008

Gruber Speech

Telling someone a lie because you think they are to stupid to know the truth. It's usually used when you want to cheat the person out of something and you lie to them to pull off the scam, relying on the gullible nature of people. The name comes from Jonathan Gruber's many comments about how the Obama Administration exploited the stupidity of the American voter to pass Obamacare. Newt Gingrich coined the phrase in Nov. 2014.

Don't give me a Gruber Speech about this used car's maintenance history.

by jdelv86 November 22, 2014