A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.
by Krallemilla May 21, 2024
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A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
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Get the Simon Cowell mug.Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
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Get the Simon Olimian mug.Simone is the most beautiful person you have ever seen. With her short curly brown hair and tan skin, your jaw will drop. Simone is loving, selfless, and literally the kindest person you will ever meet. She is an amazing listener but if you let her talk she will go on forever. She will make you laugh so hard you pee your pants. Her smile lights up a room. She’s the kind of friend that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Simone is definitely not a morning person. You do not want to see that side of her. Don’t you dare wake her up before 11:00! Simone is a girl who would do anything for her friends and family. So if you cross them you better run! She will come to get you. Simone is a friend you will never want to let go of.
Person 1: i feel bad for that person i would be so embarrassed if i peed my pants
Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!
Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!
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