salty

Used to describe one who is mean and angry for no good, or no reason at all.

He was hella salty after he was picked last for kickball.

by birkle May 31, 2006

Salty

Hot, amazing, very attractive.

Guy: Hey
Girl: Hi
Guy: Your salty
Girl: Lets fuck

by Phillp 11 October 26, 2009

Salty

To be upset or angry, usually when one is put on the spot as talking out of their ass, or caught in a lie, a classic example would be someone who talked a lot of trash before a sports game and then gets beaten soundly and is pissed about it.

Brad bragged to Jim he could beat anyone in basketball, and talked trash for days. Jim challenged Brad and beat him 10-1, at which point Brad stormed off, salty.

by Hanyo April 7, 2011

Salty

The act of overreacting to one's friends when they are just joking around.

Guy 1 - "Man, Quinn sure is salty today!"

Guy 2 - "Yeah he is! He could turn a freshwater lake into the dead sea!"

Guy 1 - "Yeah, he totally could."

by InfantSoup December 10, 2014

Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

by Nick December 20, 2004

salty dog

After you ejaculate on the floor, you rub your partners face in it and beat them with a rolled up newspaper.

Craven gave TC a salty dog.

by Thupar_Man January 21, 2005

Silly

Code word for semen/to cum/the process of ejaculation. Can be used when in the company of people you do not wish to be crude in front of i.e. your mother.

E.g. "I sillied in my panties"

"I want to silly on your face"

"Wow I just sillied myself"

"Oh God girl, eat my silly!"

by La-Punch + Buh-Dyer June 16, 2009