Shitty Pancras

Matt's cat. She's small, she's white, she's retarded. Known for psychotic behavior, extreme idiocy, and clumsiness. Smells like poo. Often yellow when dirty. Avoid ass at all costs.

I had to lock Shitty Pancras out of the room because her yellow butt smelled.

by Cockmonkey December 13, 2004

Kansas City Shitty

Term used by Midwesteners back in the 70s, referring to locally grown marijuana, which then was highly inferior in quality. Any "domestic" weed would only be acquired as a last resort if no Mexican was available.

I smoked some of that Kansas City Shitty and all I got was a headache and a sore throat.

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

Shatty

Noun: Beautiful Average sized Mormon Woman, though clumsy at times she can be very elegant in her natural habitat. They are generally located around such areas as Orange, CA near the flint dr., rd., ave. , st., ln.'s and Utah.

Damn Cami is a badass fucken Shatty!

by ihsum January 11, 2008

shitty titties

when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.

i screamed shitty titties before the wave broke on me

by waldaaayyy September 6, 2010

Shetty

London slang for Machete. (Also spelled chete)

Go on then, draw for the shetty.

by soloman56 February 20, 2017

shitty hair day

When somebody shits on your scalp and lathers it into your hair

"Dude, i had a shitty hair day"
"That's gross!!"

by ischaak October 2, 2011

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads

when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump

She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.

by Greg Greatman February 1, 2009