Sergio

When something goes wrong, terribly wrong. It is only proper that you perform a fist-pump while shouting "SERGIO!" to the skies above. Usually your friends will join you in your shout. If not, they will soon learn that it is a rewarding feeling.

Sergio is also a nickname commonly given to people who have a problem fitting in with groups. You may like them at first, but give it a week and you will see.

-"Dang, I stubbed my toe."
-"SERGIOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-"Ahh, it's better now."

(Day 1)- I think Sergio's a pretty cool guy, he should hang out with us more often.
(Day 7)- Get him away from me...NOW

by Philosopher707 June 14, 2008

serious as a lawyer

When a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a fool out of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says "Don't worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!".

Drunk Girl:*falling over and talking very loudly*
girl1:"be serious kay!"
girl2:"yea just don't talk!"
Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"

dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!

by LittleMermaid19019 April 10, 2008

Senior Desiderium Complex

During the final semester of high school. Seniors begin to people they have always had a feeling of attraction to even if they are not in their social status. They do not want to have any regrets about their social life after high school.

After going to school with eachother for 14 years, Jake who was suffering from Senior Desiderium Complex asked out Emily.

by Dr. Cliff January 30, 2004

sergio

he ugly and thinks he’s the shit. (he built weird too)

damn they built like a sergio

by meanie pants February 11, 2020

T-Series

The only reason why humanity is not good

T-Series has big gay.

by MrMcOof January 3, 2019

senior moment

a memory lapse, such as those experienced by the elderly

I think she must have had a senior moment when you put it in her pocket.

by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2008

Serious Cat

A very fucking serious white cat popularized by imdb.com user Timmys_DownTheBloodyWell. He is Emperor and Supreme overlord of a board called "The Sandbox" as well as President of the Anti-squirrel coalition. In his spare time he enjoys spreading awareness of the seriousness of a thread, killing infidels (mostly squirrels), and he also taking long llama rides on the beach.

*A poster tries to joke in a very serious thread*
Serious Cat: *stares with a look of extreme superiority and seriousness*

by TDTBW September 30, 2007