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Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.
“dont make me season your cheese buddy”
by Weinerbob September 5, 2019
mugGet the Season your cheesemug.

Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
mugGet the Seasoned meatmug.

Ram Season

Ram Season is essentially a season from the end of april to mid may that consist of devious activities such as looting, cheating, and several illegal and immoral activities.
Billy: Its Ram Season mayne... bout to turn up!

Karlie: Billy cheated on me and said something about a 'ram season'??
by st1nkie May 9, 2022
mugGet the Ram Seasonmug.

hoodie season

taking your best friends hoodie just to annoy them or if your really close maybe something more
girl 1: i’m cold

girl 2: it’s hoodie season go ask someone for theirs
by somethingintresting October 13, 2019
mugGet the hoodie seasonmug.

roll season

a word used to mean that we bout to beat somebody ass. #ROLLSEASONBITCH!
Makayla: Brandon, its roll season.
Brandon: Bet lets roll his ass!
by playashit October 7, 2018
mugGet the roll seasonmug.

Guy Season

The time in which girls are most likely to be attacked by guys who have no intention of a real relationship with them.
Oh god, it's guy season again.
by BabbyyI October 10, 2015
mugGet the Guy Seasonmug.
That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
mugGet the Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.mug.

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