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Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.
Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.
by The turd abibes March 21, 2018
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Cocktail sausage

Someone who’s penis resembles a cocktail sausage. Very common in Teens
Did u see his cocktail sausage
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Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.
I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.
by T-bone February 2, 2004
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mouldy sausage

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007
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Hostile Sausage

An Angry Dick. Anytime your buddy is acting like a total dick.
Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage.
Dude, Rob is such an angry dick!, no dude, he's worse then that, He's a Hostile Sausage.

Oh man, Billy totally blew it for me with Lisa, I got a serious Hostile Sausage now.
by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009
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Generic Sausage

A type of sausage whose natural habitat is in bed, although it is not necessarily a reproductive organ. Similar to a Meat Penis.
"How was that generic sausage last night?"

"Did you see that generic sausage on the tube last night???"

"My generic sausage can fit any specifications...

...in bed."
by Uchiha64 November 11, 2010
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Desperate Sausage

A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.
...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?

-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.

Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.

-We are desperate sausages...
by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016
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