Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.
Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.
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1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.
by T-bone February 2, 2004
Get the Floppy Sausage-Wallet mug.The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.
The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.
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The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.
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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.
Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007
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Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage.
Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage.
Dude, Rob is such an angry dick!, no dude, he's worse then that, He's a Hostile Sausage.
Oh man, Billy totally blew it for me with Lisa, I got a serious Hostile Sausage now.
Oh man, Billy totally blew it for me with Lisa, I got a serious Hostile Sausage now.
by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009
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"How was that generic sausage last night?"
"Did you see that generic sausage on the tube last night???"
"My generic sausage can fit any specifications...
...in bed."
"Did you see that generic sausage on the tube last night???"
"My generic sausage can fit any specifications...
...in bed."
by Uchiha64 November 11, 2010
Get the Generic Sausage mug.A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.
...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?
-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.
Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.
-We are desperate sausages...
-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.
Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.
-We are desperate sausages...
by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016
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