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taking it on the road

In reference to the shoddy job most road construction crews do.
A job that to the visible eye seems complete but is actually done half assed and sloppily.

To rush through a job or project in order to be done with it, cutting corners so as not to be detected by outsiders.
I don't really have time to make apple pie to bring to Thanksgiving Dinner so I'm taking it on the road and getting one from the corner bakery and I'll say it's mine.
by Pamann October 28, 2010
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Old Dirt Road

The colon or arsehole.
-That filthy bitch likes up the old dirt road.
-Those gay cunts were going for it up the old dirt road.
by Rygar12 November 7, 2016
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Old Town road

A stupid song that people in my school WONT SHUT UP ABOUT
Hey Bob have you seen old town road? -Retarded Kid

No You can go suck my chicken!-Bob
by Reddit 1222 July 8, 2019
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1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
by EvilHamster August 1, 2012
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Rocky Road

The Act Of One partner sucking the Kindey stone out of the Man's urethra and inserting it into the Anus
Girl: Last Night I gave Nate a "Rocky Road."
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Yeah, I sucked too hard and the stone went down my throat, I almost choked!
by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011
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The Rocky Road

The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting between the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with your fist clenched rubbing your knuckles on the colon.
Sam really digs it when I give her the Rocky Road. She loves it when I do sexual stuff to her ass and colon.
by Eth-an-ol June 4, 2010
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Back Roading

The act of driving down country roads(usually), stealing various signs, smashing mailboxes, and other various forms of criminal mischief while avoding getting caught by the local sheriff/police and residents.
Hey me and Jim are going to go back roading and smash some shit, wanna go?
by someknowmeasBob August 16, 2007
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