retard constipation

A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.

Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.

by NatalieWine August 4, 2007

Roblox Retard

This word is used to describe people who play the video game ‘Roblox’ slow.

People say afl mentality is a real thing. I call them a Roblox Retard.

by EFL>AFL March 28, 2019

Golf Retard

The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard

Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point

by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019

Retarded Emo

saying things like lets kill myself or trying to slit the wrong side of your wrist with a pencil. Fuck you Tyson

Are you some kind of retarded emo

by Gamer420XD January 24, 2019

retard stache

The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages

Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache

Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache

by Dank McPot February 4, 2014

running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011

Morally Retarded

Used to describe a person whose viewpoint or opinion is outdated or behind the times on a divisive subject, racism, fascism, etc.

Ben hates black people because he thinks "they're all criminals", so I think Ben is morally retarded.

by DMJC26 June 14, 2020