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Theory of Relevance

The theory explaining why something that we know nothing about suddeny appears everywhere in our lives once we are made aware of its presence in the world. The theory states that it has always been there, however once we make a personal connection with it, we realize it in everyday use.
This summer I visited Tahiti and ever since I returned the French Polynesian Islands have been all over the news.
by Johann the Olive April 15, 2005
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breast relief

A sex act in which a man puts his stiff cock into the cleavage between a woman's tits until he cums. The same as tit-fuck until completion. The man can straddle the woman's chest or he can lay on his back while the woman bends forward. Either of them can then use their hands to press her breasts together, and his cock is rubbed between her breasts just like fucking. When he cums, she will receive the sperm between her tits or on her chin and neck, pearl nacklace. If he has a big cock or she has very big tits, it can also be combined with cum-in-mouth cim.
Press your sexy tits together, darling. I want to have a breast relief.
by ole69 December 9, 2012
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Religiously

Being scrupulous and faithful .
He stared at the full moon , every month , religiously .
by Uh,wtfisthemeaningofthis June 13, 2011
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relative humidity

The bead of sweat that rolls down your Sister's back when you're banging her doggie style.
The Relative Humidity was high during our Family Union
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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Relapse

When you break up with someone and get over them, then suffer a relapse and begin to have feelings for them again.
Josh was over Sarah, then he saw her at the grocery store and started to relapse hard
by robbo1234 October 21, 2011
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009
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day release

when you get a day to go outside of prison or hospital to 'enjoy' the outside world
alan: i thought u were locked up
bob: no mate im on day release, fancy a beer
by josey jump February 28, 2008
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